Cover of This Year’s Model by Elvis Costello
Cover: This Year’s Model

Song · Elvis Costello

“Watching the Detectives” by Elvis Costello

From the album This Year’s Model (1978)

“Watching the Detectives” by Elvis Costello appears on 60 radio countdowns from 22 stations between 1977 and 2026. It was first released in 1978 on the album This Year’s Model. Its best result is #25 on the John Peel's All-Time Festive Fifty (1978). In the combined RockLists rankings it is the #55 alternative song of 1977, #254 alternative song of all time and #55 of the '70s.

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22stations
#25best position
0#1 finishes
0top 10 finishes
1977–2026years charted

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Elvis Costello's "Watching the Detectives" is the sound of an English wiseacre wandering into a reggae session with a paperback thriller in his pocket, and it gave him his first hit on any national chart in the late '70s. It was only his fourth single, and he took his cues from two unlikely sources, the Clash and Bernard Herrmann, setting the whole thing on a loping reggae beat.

Nick Lowe produced, and the players give it a slinky, sinister pulse: Andrew Bodnar's bass creeping low, Steve Goulding's drums ticking like a cheap alarm clock, and Steve Nieve splashing organ and piano over the top like spilled cocktails in a noir movie. Costello wrote it and sings it with a sneer, and the words are pure cynicism, not a warm body in sight.

Released through Stiff and Columbia, it climbed to number 15 in the UK while doing modest business in Canada and Australia. Rolling Stone later found room for it at number 363 on its list of the 500 greatest songs of all time.

Written with AI assistance from RockLists chart data, MusicBrainz and Wikipedia.

RockLists rankings

Alternative & Modern Rock

Indie & Adult Alternative

Classic Rock

All Rock Formats

Year-end countdowns

All-time and decade countdowns

Year#StationCountdownof
1978 25 John Peel (BBC Radio 1) John Peel's All-Time Festive Fifty (1978) 50
1988 82 KROQ KROQ Flashback 500 (Memorial Day 1988) 496
1988 242 Live 105 Live 105 Top 500 Songs of All-Time (Memorial Day 1988) 501
1988 184 WLIR / WDRE WLIR Top 200 Songs of All-Time (1988) 200
1989 425 KROQ KROQ Flashback 500 (Memorial Day 1989) 495
1989 235 WOXY 97X WOXY Modern Rock 500 (1989) 500
1989 73 Triple J Triple J Hottest 100 of All-Time (1989) 100
1991 175 Live 105 Live 105 Top 300 Songs of All-Time (Memorial Day 1991) 302
1991 219 WOXY 97X WOXY Modern Rock 500 (1991) 500
1991 475 CFNY 102.1 The Edge CFNY Top 1002 Songs of All-Time (1991 Edition) 1002
1994 323 KROQ KROQ Flashback 500 (Memorial Day 1994) 497
1995 404 KROQ KROQ Flashback 500 (Memorial Day 1995) 500
1996 232 KROQ KROQ Flashback 500 (Memorial Day 1996) 500
1996 161 Q101 Q101 Top 500 Songs of All-Time (1996) 500
1997 836 102.3 WBAB WBAB Top 1,023 Rock and Roll Songs of All Time (1997) 1023
1998 273 KROQ KROQ Flashback 500 (Memorial Day 1998) 488
1999 325 WFNX WFNX Top 500 Songs of All-Time (June 1999) 500
1999 965 107.7 The End The End Top 1077 Songs of All-Time (December 1999) 1077
1999 94 CD101 CD101 Top 2000 Songs of All-Time (December 1999) 2000
1999 724 CFNY 102.1 The Edge CFNY Top 1002 Songs of All-Time (November 1999) 1002
2000 94 CD101 CD101 Top 2001 Songs of All-Time (December 2000) 2001
2001 102 CD101 CD101 Top 2002 Songs of All-Time (December 2001) 2002
2001 266 Virgin Radio Virgin Radio Top 500 Songs of All-Time (December 2001) 500
2002 102 CD101 CD101 Top 2003 Songs of All-Time (December 2002) 2003
2002 189 Fred (XM 44) Fred XM Top 2002 Songs of All-Time (July 2002) 2002
2003 342 WOXY 97X WOXY Modern Rock 500 (2003) 500
2003 102 CD101 CD101 Top 2004 Songs of All-Time (December 2003) 2004
2003 52 Fred (XM 44) Fred XM Top 2044 Songs of All-Time (July 2003) 2044
2004 445 107.7 The End The End Original Alternative 500 (May 2004) 500
2004 102 CD101 CD101 Top 2005 Songs of All-Time (December 2004) 2005
2004 320 WXPN WXPN 885 All-Time Greatest Songs (2004) 885
2005 269 WOXY 97X WOXY Modern Rock 500 (2005) 500
2005 102 CD101 CD101 Top 2006 Songs of All-Time (December 2005) 1994
2005 431 Virgin Radio Virgin Radio Top 500 Songs of All-Time (December 2005) 500
2005 792 99X 99X Freedom of Choice 1000 (2005) 1000
2006 216 WOXY 97X WOXY Modern Rock 500 (2006) 499
2006 469 Virgin Radio Virgin Radio Top 500 Songs of All-Time (December 2006) 500
2007 248 CD101 CD101 Top 2008 Songs of All-Time (December 2007) 2008
2007 86 WTMD WTMD Top 897 Songs of All Time 897
2008 188 CD101 CD101 Top 2009 Songs of All-Time (December 2008) 2009
2009 466 Live 105 Live 105 Memorial 500 Song List (2009) 500
2009 187 CD101 CD101 Top 2010 Songs of All-Time (December 2009) 2010
2009 174 WYEP WYEP 913 Essential Songs 913
2009 676 WXPN WXPN 885 Desert Island Songs (2009) 885
2010 189 CD101 CD101 Top 2011 Songs of All-Time (December 2010) 2011
2011 196 CD101 CD101 Top 2012 Songs of All-Time (December 2011) 2011
2012 743 WXPN WXPN 885 Greatest Rock Songs (2012) 885
2013 200 CD101 CD101 Top 2013 Songs of All-Time (December 2013) 2012
2014 204 CD101 CD101 Top 2014 Songs of All-Time (2014) 2013
2014 467 WXPN WXPN 885 All-Time Greatest Songs (2014) 885
2016 211 WYEP WYEP 913 Countdown 2016 913
2018 673 The Current The Current's 893 Essential Songs 892
2020 487 WXPN WXPN 2020 Greatest Songs of All Time 2020
2022 258 90.9 The Bridge 90.9 The Bridge Top 909 Songs of the '70s 908
2022 929 WYEP WYEP Countdown to Fall 2022 603
2022 331 KEXP KEXP Top Songs of the Last 50 Years (1972-2022) 491
2023 534 WYEP WYEP Countdown to Fall 2023 1229
2026 317 KXT KXT 917 Song Countdown 917
2026 1050 WYEP WYEP Greatest Songs of All Time 1180

Also listed as: Watching The Detectives; Watching the Detectives" (7; Watching the detectives.

Charting alongside it in 1977

Best songs of 1977 →
  1. 1Dancing the Night AwayMotors
  2. 2Uptown Top RankingAlthea & Donna
  3. 3You Beat The Hell Out of MeMotors
  4. 4I Can't Stand My BabyRezillos
  5. 5Suspended SentenceJohn Cooper Clarke
  6. 6SmokescreenDesperate Bicycles

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