“The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead” by XTC

"The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead" is Andy Partridge's parable in a pop song, written for XTC's 1992 album Nonsuch, and it started with a vegetable. Partridge had carved a jack-o'-lantern for Halloween and stuck it on a fence post in his garden; walking past it every day to and from his home songwriting studio, he watched it slowly rot and started to feel sorry for it. From there he got to wondering what would happen to a genuinely perfect person on Earth, and concluded they'd make enemies by the truckload.

So the song tells the tale of Peter, who wanders into a town and helps its poor and homeless, wins the crowd, and draws the resentment of a government that tries and fails to smear him. His enemies end up nailing him to a block of wood, with his death shown live on television. It's a grim little fable set to a stomping, sunny romp, and Partridge sings it with a wry grin.

Gus Dudgeon produced it and sang along in the backing chorus with Dave Gregory, who adds electric guitar and Hammond organ. Colin Moulding holds down the bass, guest drummer Dave Mattacks keeps it galloping, and Partridge plays guitar, harmonica and tambourine. It became XTC's second number one on Billboard's Modern Rock Tracks chart, after "Mayor of Simpleton", while stalling at number 71 back home.

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