Cover of Wizard of Ahhhs by Black Kids
Cover: Wizard of Ahhhs

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“I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You” by Black Kids

From the EP Wizard of Ahhhs (2007)

“I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You” by Black Kids appears on 6 radio countdowns from 5 stations between 2008 and 2022. It was first released in 2007 on the EP Wizard of Ahhhs. Its best result is #24 on the WEQX Top 102.7 of 2008. In the combined RockLists rankings it is the #107 alternative song of 2008 and #7,317 alternative song of all time.

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2008–2022years charted

Black Kids, an American indie band, first floated "I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You" as a demo on Wizard of Ahhhs, their 2007 EP, and that early version alone made number 68 on Pitchfork's Top 100 Tracks of 2007. It's a title that tells you half the story before a note has played, and it made a fine calling card.

The song then carried over to the band's debut album, Partie Traumatic, and Almost Gold Recordings put it out as their first single in April 2008, with Bernard Butler credited as producer. Britain took the bait and pushed it to number 11 on the singles chart; in the US, where it landed in late May, it never charted at all.

Written with AI assistance from RockLists chart data, MusicBrainz and Wikipedia.

RockLists rankings

Alternative & Modern Rock

Indie & Adult Alternative

All Rock Formats

Year-end countdowns

Year#StationCountdownof
2008 27 WBER Rochester, NY WBER Listener Countdown 2008 136
2008 24 102.7 WEQX Southern Vermont and the Capital District of New York (Albany) WEQX Top 102.7 of 2008 103
2008 74 Triple J Australia (national) Triple J Hottest 100 of 2008 100

All-time and decade countdowns

Also listed as: I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You.

Charting alongside it in 2008

Best songs of 2008 →
  1. 1Sex On FireKings of Leon
  2. 2Viva La VidaColdplay
  3. 3I Will Possess Your HeartDeath Cab for Cutie
  4. 4Pork And BeansWeezer
  5. 5Let It DieFoo Fighters
  6. 6HumanThe Killers

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