Song · The Dandy Warhols
“Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth” by The Dandy Warhols
From the album …The Dandy Warhols Come Down (1997)
“Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth” by The Dandy Warhols appears on 18 radio countdowns from 7 stations between 1997 and 2014. It was first released in 1997 on the album …The Dandy Warhols Come Down. Its best result is #70 on the WHFS Top 99.1 Songs of 1997. In the combined RockLists rankings it is the #103 alternative song of 1997 and #2,028 alternative song of all time.
18countdowns
7stations
#70best position
0#1 finishes
0top 10 finishes
1997–2014years charted
RockLists rankings
Alternative & Modern Rock
All Rock Formats
Year-end countdowns
| Year | # | Station | Countdown | of |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1997 | 75 | Live 105 San Francisco, CA | Live 105 Top 105.3 Songs of 1997 | 105 |
| 1997 | 96 | Q101 Chicago, IL | Q101 Top 101 Songs of 1997 | 101 |
| 1997 | 70 | WHFS Washington, DC / Baltimore, MD | WHFS Top 99.1 Songs of 1997 | 100 |
| 1997 | 90 | 107.7 The End Seattle, WA | The End Top 107 Songs of 1997 | 107 |
| 1997 | 89 | Triple J Australia (national) | Triple J Hottest 100 of 1997 | 100 |
All-time and decade countdowns
| Year | # | Station | Countdown | of |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1999 | 712 | 107.7 The End | The End Top 1077 Songs of All-Time (December 1999) | 1077 |
| 2000 | 497 | WOXY 97X | WOXY Modern Rock 500 (2000) | 500 |
| 2001 | 491 | WOXY 97X | WOXY Modern Rock 500 (2001) | 498 |
| 2002 | 472 | WOXY 97X | WOXY Modern Rock 500 (2002) | 500 |
| 2003 | 461 | WOXY 97X | WOXY Modern Rock 500 (2003) | 500 |
| 2005 | 364 | WOXY 97X | WOXY Modern Rock 500 (2005) | 500 |
| 2007 | 1031 | CD101 | CD101 Top 2008 Songs of All-Time (December 2007) | 2008 |
| 2008 | 1116 | CD101 | CD101 Top 2009 Songs of All-Time (December 2008) | 2009 |
| 2009 | 1133 | CD101 | CD101 Top 2010 Songs of All-Time (December 2009) | 2010 |
| 2010 | 993 | CD101 | CD101 Top 2011 Songs of All-Time (December 2010) | 2011 |
| 2011 | 1025 | CD101 | CD101 Top 2012 Songs of All-Time (December 2011) | 2011 |
| 2013 | 1052 | CD101 | CD101 Top 2013 Songs of All-Time (December 2013) | 2012 |
| 2014 | 1051 | CD101 | CD101 Top 2014 Songs of All-Time (2014) | 2013 |
Also listed as: Not if You Were the Last Junkie on Earth; Not If You Were the Last Junkie on Earth.