Cover of Welcome to the Beautiful South by The Beautiful South
Cover: Welcome to the Beautiful South

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“Song For Whoever” by The Beautiful South

From the album Welcome to the Beautiful South (1989)

“Song For Whoever” by The Beautiful South appears on 4 radio countdowns from 2 stations between 1989 and 1999. It was first released in 1989 on the album Welcome to the Beautiful South. Its best result is #11 on the Studio Brussel De Eindafrekening 1989. In the combined RockLists rankings it is the #111 alternative song of 1990 and #4,458 alternative song of all time.

4countdowns
2stations
#11best position
0#1 finishes
0top 10 finishes
1989–1999years charted

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"Song for Whoever" was the first single from the Beautiful South's debut album, Welcome to the Beautiful South, on Go! Discs in 1989, and it went all the way to number two in the UK. Paul Heaton and Dave Rotheray wrote it, and the joke is sharp beneath the sugar: it's sung by a hack songwriter who woos women purely to mine them for love songs.

Mike Hedges produced it as a lush, easy-rolling pop tune, horns and Gary Barnacle's flute gliding over Pete Wingfield's piano, which only makes the narrator's cynicism sting harder. The video pushed the gag further, starring a blancmange that the record company picks over a conveyor belt of hopeful pop stars. It finally went gold in Britain in 2024.

Written with AI assistance from RockLists chart data, MusicBrainz and Wikipedia.

RockLists rankings

Alternative & Modern Rock

All Rock Formats

Year-end countdowns

Year#StationCountdownof
1989 11 Studio Brussel Flanders, Belgium Studio Brussel De Eindafrekening 1989 30
1990 26 CFNY 102.1 The Edge Toronto, ON CFNY Top 90 Songs of 1990 90

All-time and decade countdowns

Also listed as: Song for Whoever.

Charting alongside it in 1990

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  2. 2The Only One I KnowThe Charlatans
  3. 3Blue Sky MineMidnight Oil
  4. 4Enjoy the SilenceDepeche Mode
  5. 5Here's Where The Story EndsThe Sundays
  6. 6The Emperor's New ClothesSinéad O'Connor

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