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“Thieves” by Ministry
From the album The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Taste (1989)
“Thieves” by Ministry appears on 3 radio countdowns from 2 stations between 1991 and 2024. It was first released in 1989 on the album The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Taste. Its best result is #353 on The Best Opening Tracks of All Time. In the combined RockLists rankings it is #4,479 alternative song of all time.
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"Thieves" kicks down the door on The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Taste, Ministry's 1989 fourth album, and it's industrial metal at its most bludgeoning. Al Jourgensen sings and plays electric guitar, Paul Barker handles bass, and the two produced it; Chris Connelly and Ogre also get writing credit, with Joe Kelly adding backing vocals.
The target is political corruption, and the song hammers it home with a drill instructor's rants sampled from R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket. Musically it barely budges: almost all of its 138 bars sit on one E minor chord, Jourgensen barks on a single note, and the tension comes from the rhythm shifting gears and the tempo quadrupling as it goes. The chorus owes a debt to Wire's "Mr. Suit". It also backed the "Burning Inside" single and later turned up in the film Freejack and the game Brütal Legend.
Written with AI assistance from RockLists chart data, MusicBrainz and Wikipedia.
RockLists rankings
Alternative & Modern Rock
All Rock Formats
All-time and decade countdowns
| Year | # | Station | Countdown | of |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1991 | 420 | CFNY 102.1 The Edge | CFNY Top 1002 Songs of All-Time (1991 Edition) | 1002 |
| 1999 | 778 | CFNY 102.1 The Edge | CFNY Top 1002 Songs of All-Time (November 1999) | 1002 |
| 2024 | 353 | KEXP | The Best Opening Tracks of All Time | 738 |
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