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Half Man Half Biscuit

Band Birkenhead United Kingdom Formed 1984

Half Man Half Biscuit formed in 1984 in Birkenhead, United Kingdom. Half Man Half Biscuit has 15 chart appearances on 9 radio countdowns from 1 station on RockLists, spanning 1986–2004. The most successful song on radio countdowns is “Tending The Wrong Grave For 23 Years”, which appears on 1 list with a best position of #7. The station that charted Half Man Half Biscuit most often is John Peel (BBC Radio 1), with 15 appearances. The artist’s biggest year on year-end countdowns was 2001.

15appearances

9countdowns

14songs charted

1stations

0#1 finishes

1986–2004years

Half Man Half Biscuit have been firing off satirical, sardonic and occasionally surreal songs since 1984, when they formed in Birkenhead, on Merseyside. Nigel Blackwell sings and plays guitar, Neil Crossley plays bass and sings, and together they send up whatever genre takes their fancy while packing the lyrics with British popular culture and place names.

The song titles alone tell you the game. "The Trumpton Riots" and "Dickie Davies' Eyes" made their name in the '80s, and Back Again in the D.H.S.S. followed ACD. After that came Voyage to the Bottom of the Road in 1997, Four Lads Who Shook the Wirral in 1998 with "Turn A Blind Eye", and Trouble Over Bridgwater in 2000 with "Look Dad No Tunes" and "Irk The Purists". The Editor's Recommendation EP in 2001 had "Bob Wilson Anchorman" and "Vatican Broadside", Cammell Laird Social Club came in 2002, and the Saucy Haulage Ballads EP in 2003 brought "Tending The Wrong Grave For 23 Years". "Joy Division Oven Gloves", from Achtung Bono, is one of their best-known songs.

Drummer Carl Henry has been in the lineup since 1996, and Karl Benson took over on guitar in 2017 after Ken Hancock's long run. Probe Plus is their label.

Written with AI assistance from RockLists chart data, MusicBrainz and Wikipedia.

Songs by Half Man Half Biscuit on radio countdowns

#	Song	Strength	Lists	Best	#1s	Peak year
1	Tending The Wrong Grave For 23 Years	88	1	#7	–	2003
2	Joy Division Oven Gloves	86	1	#8	–	2004
3	24 Hour Garage People	80	2	#30	–	1999
4	Look Dad No Tunes	80	1	#11	–	1999
5	Bob Wilson Anchorman	76	1	#13	–	2001
6	The Light At The End Of The Tunnel	74	1	#14	–	2002
7	Trumpton Riots	74	1	#14	–	1986
8	Vatican Broadside	70	1	#16	–	2001
9	Turn A Blind Eye	52	1	#25	–	1998
10	It Makes The Room Look Bigger	46	1	#28	–	2003
11	Irk The Purists	28	1	#37	–	2000
12	Breaking News	26	1	#38	–	2002
13	Dickie Davies Eyes	24	1	#39	–	1986
14	Paintball's Coming Home	16	1	#43	–	1996

Albums with charting songs

Where each song was first released, from MusicBrainz.

Year-end chart timeline

Combined year-end countdown points per year. Taller bars mean more songs placing higher across more stations.

86 96 98 99 00 01 02 03 04

Every countdown appearance

Year	#	Song	Countdown
2004	8	Joy Division Oven Gloves	John Peel's Festive Fifty of 2004
2003	7	Tending The Wrong Grave For 23 Years	John Peel's Festive Fifty of 2003
2003	28	It Makes The Room Look Bigger	John Peel's Festive Fifty of 2003
2002	14	The Light At The End Of The Tunnel	John Peel's Festive Fifty of 2002
2002	38	Breaking News	John Peel's Festive Fifty of 2002
2001	13	Bob Wilson Anchorman	John Peel's Festive Fifty of 2001
2001	16	Vatican Broadside	John Peel's Festive Fifty of 2001
2000	32	24 Hour Garage People	John Peel's Festive Fifty of 2000
2000	37	Irk The Purists	John Peel's Festive Fifty of 2000
1999	11	Look Dad No Tunes	John Peel's Festive Fifty of 1999
1999	30	24 Hour Garage People	John Peel's Festive Fifty of 1999
1998	25	Turn A Blind Eye	John Peel's Festive Fifty of 1998
1996	43	Paintball's Coming Home	John Peel's Festive Fifty of 1996
1986	14	Trumpton Riots	John Peel's Festive Fifty of 1986
1986	39	Dickie Davies Eyes	John Peel's Festive Fifty of 1986

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